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If the Tudors were around today, what shows would they appear on?
April 30, 2011
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Robert Denman
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I think the ladies on THE VIEW could cut down any of the Tudors. LOL

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May 1, 2011
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Keep it up, guys! I could listen to Henry on Jerry Springer all day long.

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May 7, 2011
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Claire-Louise
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Grand Designs; I could just imagine Henry building another Nonsuch palace, going through all the dramas of planning, architects, building costs and finding good decorators-then proudly showing a presenter his new home telling them how it was completely worth the hassle.

June 6, 2012
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This is a classic, thanks for the chuckleLaugh

MegC said

Bessie (to audience/Jerry):  That’s right, Jerry.  I was with his sorry a@@ for eight years!  Eight years, Jerry!  

(Jeers from the audience)

Jerry (to Henry):  Eight years is a long time.  What do you have to say about that, Henry?

Henry:  Well, you see, Jerry it was like this:  My woman, Kathy, she from Aragon, Ohio, but she just lost her mojo.

Jerry:  Her mojo?

Henry:  Yeah, you know, her mojo…I mean, when we first was together, things was all hot, but, lately…

Jerry:  You mean, you weren’t attracted to her anymore?

Henry:  Well, yeah, Jerry.  And then Bessie came along and she was all fine and I couldn’t help myself, Jerry.  I mean, look at her.

Jerry:  So you admit you have had a relationship with Bessie.  Tell us what happened when Bessie got pregnant.

Bessie (interrupting):  Why you askin’ him for??  I tell you what happened.  He decided that the baby wasn’t his and he said he wasn’t going to take care of it or buy Pampers for it and he sent me back home to live in my mama’s trailer.  Didn’t even come to the hospital when the baby was born.

(Boos from audience)

Jerry (to the audience):  Henry has agreed to take a DNA test to determine if Bessie’s son, Henry Fitzroy, is his son or not.

(Response from audience.  Applause, cheering, etc.)

Bessie (talking over audience):  Everyone know he is.  They look exactly alike when they was babies.

(Images of Henry VIII as a baby and Henry Fitzroy flash on the screen.  “Ahhhhs” from the audience).

Jerry:  Henry, if this test determines that you are baby Henry’s father, are you prepared to take responsibility?

Henry:  Jerry, I always take care of my responsibilities.  I ain’t no deadbeat dad, yo.

Bessie:  That is such a lie, Jerry!  

Henry:  Shut up, B*tch!  What do you know!?

Bessie:  What about Mary Boleyn’s babies?  Everybody know them babies be yours.  And now you tryin’ to get up all in her sister’s pants.

Jerry (to camera):  We’ll find out the results of the DNA test after this (fade to commercial).

 

Sorry, I can’t do Springer without thinking ghetto. 

June 6, 2012
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Jerry Springer certainly, but I rather think they would last a whole series on Jeremy Kyle too.
How about putting them all on the Weakest Link, or Who wants to be a Millionaire.

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June 6, 2012
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Isn’t Game of Thrones about the Tudors? Laugh Laugh Laugh

June 9, 2012
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Yes, here’s my list shows for the Tudors:

Jerry Springer
Maury
Steve Wilkos (which unlike the other 2 is actually a pretty ok show)
Sister wives (?) With all the 6 wives even though Henry didn’t commit bigamy.
7 days of sex for Henry’s marriages that were failing but gave it another go.
Tru Tv’s most shocking…Lol.
Bad girls club, featuring the feuding wives like KOA, Anne & Jane with Mary and Elizabeth too.
Real World: London. Wink

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June 9, 2012
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Mya Elise
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Yes, here’s my list shows for the Tudors:

Jerry Springer
Maury
Steve Wilkos (which unlike the other 2 is actually a pretty ok show)
Sister wives (?) With all the 6 wives even though Henry didn’t commit bigamy.
7 days of sex for Henry’s marriages that were failing but gave it another go.
Tru Tv’s most shocking…Lol.
Bad girls club, featuring the feuding wives like KOA, Anne & Jane with Mary and Elizabeth too.
Real World: London. Wink

• Grumble all you like, this is how it’s going to be.

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