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There's something about Katherine
April 28, 2014
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Police Constable: Well m’lud..we found Mistress Kathryn Howard with a rather large and bejewelled sword in her body.

Coroner: Do we know whose sword it was supposed to be??

Crime Scene Officer: we have a record of it being manufactured for our Lord King Henry VIII

Coroner: Were there any physical records that Our Lord King Henry had used this sword for any reason..

PC, CSO, Presecuting Lawyer and Defense Lawyer…NO!!!!

Coroner: Obviously ..Suicide.. Bury her with a stake though her heart at a cross-roads..Next Case please.

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April 28, 2014
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LOL Anyanka.
I could just see old lard arse sat in court, blubbing in more ways than one and turning his jewelled hat in his hands looking the betrayed, poor bleeding martyr sad act sack of shit husband. After the verdict he would be “Oh my poor sweet Katherine, my poor rose without a thorn, why did she kill herself? I loved her dearly you know and would have moved heaven and earth for her.” and then burst into tears, before adding all my wives committed suicide Katherine of Aragon starved herself to death, Anne Boleyn fell over and lost her head in a very tragic accident with a sword. Jane poisoned herself, Anne of Cleves nearly died of boredom and ran away from me and left me all alone. Blub Blub Blubber.

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April 30, 2014
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Boleyn said

LOL Anyanka.
I could just see old lard arse sat in court, blubbing in more ways than one and turning his jewelled hat in his hands looking the betrayed, poor bleeding martyr sad act sack of shit husband. After the verdict he would be “Oh my poor sweet Katherine, my poor rose without a thorn, why did she kill herself? I loved her dearly you know and would have moved heaven and earth for her.” and then burst into tears, before adding all my wives committed suicide Katherine of Aragon starved herself to death, Anne Boleyn fell over and lost her head in a very tragic accident with a sword. Jane poisoned herself, Anne of Cleves nearly died of boredom and ran away from me and left me all alone. Blub Blub Blubber.

Wouldn’t he accuse Jane of trying to infect him with the plague or something??

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April 30, 2014
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Yeah I suppose he would Anyanka.. So to correct it.. Blub Blub Blub Jane tried to kill me with the plague blub blub blubber.. And my willy wouldn’t work with AOC.. What is it that makes these woman hate me so much I treated them so right , I gave them everything they wanted and yet they still kill themselves..Now I am all alone no one wants me I want my mummy……

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